-Love Guitars-

2006-11-17T13:46:00.000+08:00

IM bored

2006-11-09T13:03:00.000+08:00

Here i am...
again...
in the com lab
chinese oral
I wanna go home
bro's at home
he got no school today.... i'm so jealous
he's friend is over at my house.. irritating friend..... i'm bored. and i'm lame...
bye bye

2006-11-02T12:56:00.001+08:00

This is hell i dont know how to read a single word!!!BLOODDY danny soon reading this so called passage out loud.And he wants to open a notepad out tooi'll die for sure if teacher finds out that i am playing a fool.
Now he is accusing me of typing wrongly...calls me a noob...he didnt even know hoe to open a notepad...What the HELL....i hate thiskill me instead....I dont like chinese oral.FREAK!!!!!
-in school

2006-10-19T22:51:00.000+08:00

Eh. 2 people made me do a surrvey. Zann and Xiao Ting.
i've thought over whether i should do it and i have decided....
HERE.....

These are the instructions:

the first one.
1) Do the following
2) Choose 5 people to do this after you've completed yours
3) Leave a tag on their tagboard to let them know

Favourite Colour : no preference

Favourite Food: no preference

Favourite movie: i seldom watch movies, and no preference too

Favourite sport: eh... i would say badminton???

Favourite ice cream: Anyhing except corn ice cream

Favourite day of the week: I like all days equally

Favourite TV shows: (not telling... coz i cant decide)

Current mood: pissed

Current taste: what does this mean?

Current clothes: what kind of question is this...

Current desktop: DIY

Current toenail colour: i dont paint my nails...

Current time: 11pm

Current annoyance: BIOLOGY SA2 EOY 06

Current thoughts: Squeezing half a mark out of the bio paper

First best friend: too young to remember

First crush:eh... cant remember.

First movie: cant remember

First lie: cant remember

First music: cant remember

Last cigarette: N.A.

Last drink: pokka green tea

Last car ride: this morning.

Last crush: not telling

Last phone call: today after lunch

Last CD played: eh.... seldom liste to cds....

Have you ever dated one of your best friends: NO!!!!

Have you ever broken the law: "yes. i'm a litterbug." just like sis

Have you ever been arrested: nope... i'm not so dump

Have you ever skinny dipped: eh. dont tink so

Have you ever kissed someone you don't know: no...

Have you ever loved and lost somebody: nope.

the FIVE lucky people:
i'm too lazy to think!!!

i'll stop this now...

2006-10-19T14:49:00.000+08:00

I just got back my Exams result today and crap. i failed bio by 0.5 marks.

FREAK!

Damn Mrs LOL and Ms Lam.

Mark so strict. and some ppl just like to rub it in that i fail.

I'm very pissed right now, and when i saw justin's post, ~~i feel like squashing his balls~~

He posted repeatedly like how many times.

Oh ya and Zann pls help me change blogskin quick.

Dont want these suckers to critisize...

lol...

2006-10-11T21:03:00.000+08:00

Exams over!!! yay!!! no more sec 3 things to study!!!!

2006-10-03T19:47:00.000+08:00

End of year exams are here... soon over... one more week...
Hiah...
This is probably the last time i blog till end of exams... well, i dont have to go school tomorrow... cause its chinese paper and my CL-B exams are already over...
Jonathan Lim Ern claims that i upload pictures because i'm in love with him.

YUCKSSSSS!!!!! Excuse me Jon Lim Ern... i've just eaten..... i dont wanna puke....

i put picture of people on my blog to sabotage them... most of them are for fun...

wellll

.....

The sleeping cat(ablum2):

Jonathan... tired...FREAK

Jonathan... Tired FREAK!!!!

Jonathan Lim ERN!!!! DRIPING SALIVA!!!!

this person i shall not sabo....

~~~end of sleeping cat~~~

this is some guy on the mrt train.... legs wide apart.... haha... and you know what they say about people who open their legs wide apart

Last, but not least, Jared Chee.... yes..... LEGS OPENED SOOO BIG TOO..........................................

TO all those taking exams out there...

STUDY HARD.....

For

studying

good

think

...

afirmative...

studying

not

good

...

very

the

power

100000000000000000000000000000

good...

YA!!!

So,

study....

Hard

and

study

smart

ok?

think

just

being

lame

really

and

think

should

stop

blogging

this

irritating

and

you

...

think...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ROFL....

2006-09-20T16:54:00.000+08:00

I came up with the lyrics of Mdm Sharifah song... haha...
To see the lyrics, click on my links and click on RAchel Lai. then look for the post that contains the lyrics

2006-09-20T16:41:00.000+08:00

Warning to class sleepers: Dont sleep when i'm around... haha... Kidding...

Well, this is what i drew on Jia Qin's hand when she was in a deep sleep during boring bio lessons.... the thing is that she didn't even know that i was drawing on her hand till she woke up... I drew faces on her nails too...
I also Tape her hands to the desk... haha
Rachel messed up her hair.....

This is Rachel Lai
She is the one, together with Jia Qin that sticks scotch tape with writings on me and jonathan's back... well, she didnt know i took this picture...

And i saw this Hyundai Trajet in downtown east one saturday after church... Wheel-clamped... cool... haha.. Realease fee is $50 i think... waste money just like that. Should not waste his type of money like that. Should give me.... XD

And this is what i wrote on Jonathan's Desk while he was sleeping... haha

And Rachel let us put scotch tape on her hair... haha...
She say it looks nice...

2006-09-20T16:19:00.000+08:00

in this post, i will upload photos...

Here it goes...

1st....

The SLEEPING Category(spelt like that?)...

First, this is someone i dont know...
He was opposite me on the MRT some thousands years back
So inconsiderate... He put his bag on the seat... People who wants to sit cannot sit because of his bag......
And you know what they say about guys who cross their legs.... haha .
what a joke

Mr James Kee... (bio teacher)
This was on 31 Aug 06(teachrer's day eve)

The Irritaing one... Jon Lim Ern

Jia Qin... During Bio Period

The Irritating ONE. Jon Lim Ern... Tired.. (Again... Same posture, but a speprate day)

2006-09-15T20:45:00.000+08:00

Maths test was easy today.
I felt happy when i could answer all questions.
Rachel Lai and Jia Qin is LAME. L-A-M-E.
cannot walk!!!
They paste scotch-tape with writings on peoples' back.
Soooo Irritating.

2006-09-01T22:34:00.000+08:00

Took neoprints yesterday at bugis with Sis, Zann and Ron...
I look gay!
And to make it even worse, zann added some pictures to make me look even gayer(got such word?)...
Ron had BB camp so we took 61 to school from bugis.
i was carrying Ron's shoebag. Ron alighted at the school bus stop and i forgot to pass him his bag.
so poor us gotta get of the next stop and walk to school...
and Zann hates the word "Tai Chi"... Wahahaha

Wads ur Tai Chi? XD

2006-08-29T21:33:00.000+08:00

i dont like Mr Faizal...
Oh sure, he seems nice, but i dont like him and thats that!
i dont care if people just view this blog and past without blogging.
Mr Faizal confiscated my green tea... MY GREEN TEA!!! MY BOTTLE OF GREEN TEA!!!
I love green tea and i hate people who takes it away from me.
Pissed wif FAIZAL!!! ARRRRRRRRR...

2006-08-25T21:42:00.000+08:00

just kidding about the pangsehing part.

2006-08-25T21:41:00.000+08:00

people better start tagging or i may just pangseh this blog for good.

2006-08-25T21:39:00.000+08:00

i take it back.
jonathan lim ern does not have gold plated balls of steel.
he has cheapo plastic balls of jelly.

2006-08-24T17:06:00.000+08:00

i was sick yesterday yesterday... AGAIN... Some virus just don wanna leave me alone.
anyway, that's not what i log in to blog about.
On the day i was sick, Jonathan Lim Ern went to Mr Sophiandy to sign the sick bay form.
I dont noe really, if he's concerned or he just wants me out of his sight. I cant stand this.! He did the same thing the last time i was sick too... *pissing.
~~jonathan has gold plated Balls of Steel~~

2006-08-18T21:45:00.000+08:00

ok, the more i see jonathan lim ern each day, the more i hate him. he still sings. OMG. Spoiling the songs that he sings.
he just dont ge it. note to jonathan lim ern- you suck, your singing sucks!!!
bleah....
he's a freak. F-R-E-A-K!
Oh ya. did i mention that i took off my braces? i love the feeling of teeth... smooth teeth. but i hate retainers. but they are for a good cause. to keep my teeth in position, not allowing them to go back to their original position before and making me waste 2-3k sing dollars. well, retainers are not nice, but they are supposed to be good.???

2006-08-17T22:47:00.000+08:00

I know jonathan cho will kill me if he reads the 2 previous post. but i'm sure he will forgive XD...

Good night and God Bless everyone except JONATHAN LIM ERN.

2006-08-17T22:40:00.000+08:00

~~I WILL SQUASH HIS BALLS OF STEEL. My hammer will break 1st.~~
he calls me a bi*ch. i just think its him that he's referring to. he has always been a bitch. he claims that i'm irritating. i know i am irritating, thats a fact. but he is worse. he irritates me with his non stop singing! if its rachel's or jia qin's singing, then ok la! but its jonathan's!!!! he sings completely out of key. and he calls himself a musician. picture and imagine this. some1 sings the verse of any song, then when he reach the chorus, he goes one or two or even 3 keys up or down. All the plants and trees around me died. including human beings. *note to jonathan lim ern~GO EAT YOUR OWN SHIT! DRINK AMMONIA! for all i care*. he thinks he is so good at bio. OMG!!! tsk tsk. i'm not jealous because he's better than me! he is just so!!! UNDESCRIBABLE!!!.

2006-08-17T22:28:00.000+08:00

ok, i have to say this. I HATE jonathan lim ern. not dislike, HATE.
He locked me in the class during recess and claims tha he did not see mee in class. HOW NICE. ~~I will squash, kick,throw him down 100 storeys~~. crap la. for that i broke the lock. SURPRISINGLY. with my arm. ARGGHHHH. hate hate hate him. he is gay! FREAK! *having goose bumps* . he is just so ****ing irritating... ...
And i have word power test on monday!!!

2006-08-11T22:37:00.000+08:00

CRAP! i'm sick today!!!
Argh. Fever. Sore throat. Block nose. Runny nose. Headache.
I think i'm not attending church tomorrow... Hiah...
Being Sick SUCKS!

2006-08-06T20:03:00.000+08:00

how nice.
i fell down today.

my sis's hair clip broke because she dropped it.
so she bugged our parents to drop by tiong bahru plaza on out way back from our grandma's(paternal) place.

we had to make it quick, so, i went along with her to look for the shop.

as we were rushing(and i was very tired,)
i sorta missed one step on the escalator and...
*BAM!*
my knees hit the jagged part of the escalator step.
fortunately my reflexes were still sharp, and my hands came out just in time to prevent my face from getting mutilated.

now, there's like. a huge blue black on each of my knees.
-_-"

2006-08-03T21:25:00.000+08:00

i so love my hairstyle.

a true geisha can knock ~~a man~~ women off ~~his~~ their feet.

2006-08-03T21:01:00.000+08:00

this is dumb.
i am charlene.
winston's sis.

he says he has nothing to blog.
so.
he asked me to blog.

wait till i change yur template to a gay one then you know.

lazy pig.

hmpf.

i brought winston for a haircut at far east today.
it costed twenty at student rate.
but.
shhhh.
we'll just tell out mum that it only costed fifteen.

heh heh.

then, we took neoprints.
me, zann and winston.
its been a loooooooong time since i last took one.
and winston only takes neoprints when i force him to.
see.
I AM SPECIAL
=P

heh.

i have to go tag on xiao ting's blog now.

toodles.

note to winston: if you delete this post, i will ~~kick~~ ~~poke~~ pluck out all your armpit hair.

2006-08-03T21:00:00.000+08:00

Hi! I finally update my blog and i'm lazy to blog....
Bye...

2006-06-02T23:24:00.000+08:00

todays the 2nd day of june... and i have a headache!!! argh....
dont really feel like blogging but since jelly asked me to update i'll just post a short post... yes...
i'll stop posting now... hahas... XD

God Bless...

2006-05-22T19:29:00.000+08:00

bleah... english oral today...! Kinda screwed up... i was nervous when Richard Chia asked me to described the picture and the conversation... bleah...

i think i'm allergic to exams

2006-05-18T12:22:00.000+08:00

For some reason dont know why, i keep sneezing during exams.... haha... runny-nose... how i wish i will never have anymore exams... bleah. Exams so far ok.ok... and they're over... except oral... which i only have english oral while the other have both... muhahax...

I'm really lazy and very lazy right now.... bu at least i know that mid-year exams are over...!!! haha

2006-05-03T17:20:00.000+08:00

Ok... this is just a short post... Today Mr Kee brought balloons to the class to show us a demo on some plant stoma thing... haha... then the class all started playing with the balloons and we filled the balloons with water... haha.... Nothing much....

Exams have been brought forward by 1 day.... so exams will start 1 day earlier and end 1 day earlier too... haha lol

ok... God Bless...

Winston

2006-04-30T13:44:00.000+08:00

Exams are coming! My Exams start on 10th May... Which is preety late... Argh.... Some people started a few days ago and mine is a few days later... Well, i'm pretty pissed... Pissed at the school... for not letting us have our exams earlier. I dont see the reason why it cant be that way... Every year... without fail, our school ALWAYS have exams late!! Its really irritating because when your friends finished their exams, you are still sitting down quietly, mugging by yourself....!!!

So if you have sibilings about to enter Geylang Methodist Sec, better warn them... Think twice... Sometimes, come to think about it, i dont like my school...

Tsk tsk tsk... I'll just go study now....!!!

God Bless

2006-04-23T14:39:00.000+08:00

haha... anyway, i made val lead next next week.... haha.... there are many feedbacks on the short worship session... Worship session too long, And most importantly, the worship leader CANNOT be heard! and next next week, i'm gonna make sure that the mic volume for the worship leader is 75% and the rest are 50%.... yes... Randolf told me that he wanted me to lead the worship... !!! its challenging thought... coz i'll be playing the guitar and how to give signals???????????? so i'll ask val to lead and pretend to lead.... haha... XD!!!!!
And worship leaders please.... just some corrective feedback.... when you show some signals like chorus, verse, dynamics up and down etc, please die die must make sure everyone sees it.... Especially Mel... haha.... me, ben and janell were lost some where and we tried to follow the flow of the songs....

well.... SOMETHING HAPPENED:
while preparing for the prayer meeting, the projector died on us!! bleah.... i was panicking(not sure how to spell... XD ) i told mabel to check with victory chap whether the control was the same as that of faith chap... well it was! she brought it back and guess what..... it DID.........not work!!!so ben tried to off the switches and reset the projector.... i prayed.... well this was exactly what i said..."In Jesus' name, the projector will work"... well, after 15secs or so, then it really did work... thank God! God indeed answer prayers... yes...

ok... i'll just stop typing here....

God Bless...

2006-04-22T11:22:00.000+08:00

haha... yes... Went for practice yesterday... Melissa recorded it on her phone... listened to it... Awesome... We sounded erm.... Nice... -_-" i'm not sarcarsactic (not sure if it's spelled like that)
So we ended at 1930hours... and it was RAINING!!! The side gate wasn't even open! Bleah....

Anyway, thanks to the kind soul of Shiwei(or Shi Wei- not sure whether got spacing annot), her parents fetched us to Pasir Ris Mrt... and yes, us-not me... 4 ppl in the band(coz janell left early-supposed to be 5)... plus her father, mother and herself...that made 7+1 people in the car...-Shi Wei's Dad, mom, herself, Ben, Valerie,melissa, me and.............MY WIFE haha... lol...
But anyway, the car was a MPV... so we fitted in very well...

Ate dinner with ben at delifrance... Saw his friend working there.... and she only charged us 1 plate of spaghetti-When we ordered two meals... So we're planning to get her a present... and mel&val ate sushi.... i think they want to lose weight... haha... their reason is that they are singing today and wanted to preserve their voices...

And today's the so called big day... we're all excited...

We'll just wait....

Signing off...

Winston...

Not forgetting God's Blessings...

Yeah!

2006-04-18T22:57:00.000+08:00

Woah! I'm gay- meaning happy!... XD haha. lol...
Sherron has booked the room i requested for Area Prayer Meeting Practice....
For the first time this year, I included the drums... just a tryout.... haha... Ben is a good drummer... he is.... Janell-Pianist, Valerie-backup singer, Melissa-Worship leader(In Training), Ben-drummer and finally me- the guitarist... haha... I'm In-Charge of Area Prayer Meeting now... yes... its my responsibilty to make sure everything goes smoothly... Of cost with God's help... God is good....
Haha... i shall keep this post SHORT...
Mom is calling me to sleep... so goodnitez....
God Bless each and everyone of you guys and gals...

Winston XD

2006-04-13T15:42:00.000+08:00

Today's the Eve of Good Friday... 2000 years ago, Jesus died on the cross... For sins commited in the past present and Future... I watched the passion of the Christ. Its so bloody.... Imagine some one whipped you till some of your bones can be seen... then he was nailed to the cross... And the crown of thorns was placed on his head. The thorns were LONG alright... look at the picture... Imagine the thorns poking into your head.... OUCH... Thorns that are 5mm hurts already... what more one that is more than 2 inch!! The crowns isn't so bad... the worst thing is that he was nailed to the cross... and the type of wood used for the cross is not those type of laminated wood.... The wood grain would go into Jesus' flesh... imagine that... Just take a look at his body... i assure you that what His body was like 2000 years ago is much more bloodier than this..Look what he done... Just for you and I...
He loves you so much that he died for you. Are you giving him the love he deserves?... Think About It....

Anyway, today's A Maths test postoned.... haha.... Yay! And got maths homework... i'm not doing it though.... i'm gonna wait till monday during chinese period then i complete it.... haha.... So i'm free for now... But i have to study... Tomorrow got prayer meeting in church for MEGALIFERS... And saturday got Guitar Workshop... again... Yay... haha....

God Bless...

Winston

2006-04-07T20:54:00.000+08:00

yay.....!!! I got 5 "A"s and 1 B for P.F.T.... i know it is nohing for some of you.... but its an achievement..... for me...!!! haha....

Gold this Year..... Yay!!!!!! but right now.... ARGH!!! CRAP!!! Muscle ACHE...... Bleah.....

hiah... But its worth it....!! haha... I realised that the trick to running 2.4 is "never walk no matter how tired yoyu are" that works... haha....

I'm real excited.... Eric has decided to teach me guitar...!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!! Tomorrow... in church... 2.30... atrium.... He's soo good.... Once you see him play, you will be inspired straight away!!

I love the new hillsongs album!!!! THE SONGS!!! the DVD!!!! Good stuff..... worth buying.... (haven bought 1 though...) haha...

And tomorrow after Megalife service, got Area prayer meeting... and out Mr. AO, aka sherron, asked me to lead worship for that prayer meeting session... haha.... i got Janell and Jolynn to play the piano and sing respectively.... haha... thanks Janell and Jolynn for supporting me... haha...

I really have nothing much to write...

i'll end with a bbible quote... Jolynn gave it to me.... its very meaningful.... not sure where is it taken from though...

Anyway, here it is... "Prayer does not changes God, it changes him who pray"
i realised this is 100% true....

So P.U.S.H- Pray Until Something Happens

Amen...

Signing off...

Winston....

2006-04-05T21:34:00.000+08:00

ok... I'm Very (to the power of 5) busy... Sorry... but the most i'll be posting is about once or twice a week.... yeps.... and of cost if i got time, i'll post more.... haha

I'll blog about dis week this weekend (if i got time)....yeps....

Busy........

God Bless....

Winston....

2006-03-29T20:41:00.000+08:00

Woah... 3 days since my last post... Quite alot of things to blog about....
Lets time travel back to

Monday,27th March, Monday...

This is how it went...

PE today!... 1st 2 periods in the morning.... and what did we do? 2.4 trail run...!!! Whole 2 periods...
Super tirring.... I was partially running and jogging and WALKING.... I got 12mins 20 seconds... pretty bad i know... and was tired.... and that Maurice ! Win me in cross country still not enough... Must win me in 2.4 also...!!! he got 10mins 22 secs !!! I wish.... i could... do better..... Nevermind... i will try harder next time... and PFT is next week.... "i must NOT panic.." haha... anyway, i'm not angry with maurice.... xd...
Mr kang dismissed us 15 mins early for us to go back to class to settle and cool down... yeps...
15 Good minutes.... wish it was longer though...
Then got Geog..... 2 whole periods....!!! Some NIE teacher.... I'm so gonna do badly for Geog...!
And guess what? Homework... Yes... HOMEWORK!!... Quite easy piece of homework with some questions... but stoll homework.... ...
And for Geog lecture,... Powerpoint.... Sigh... boring... why do all teachers use powerpoint? boring la... Must use some creativity... haha.... Topic was some Penisular Malaysia.... Oil palm case study... I think...
And , Mr Ng released us 5 minutes early for recess... haha... obviously we asked.... haha.... thats what we always do... So recess time is extended from 35 minutes to 40 minutes... haha...
Yay... then after recess, 2 periods of Chinese.... (35x2) minutes... however, i Don't take normal chinese... i take CLB... haha... so today in all, got [(35x2)+(35+5)]minutes of free period today... 110minutes.... haha.... alot of things can be done in 110minutes... haha... i did the sudoku puzzle on the "in" segment ... 10 minutes... yay... thats a record... for me... haha...

-Post for today ends-

Now... the next day...

28 March, Tuesday...

After recess, had English, then maths, than S.S.... 1 period of S.S.... I will never understand S.S... I'm not gonna do well for this subject too... haha....
Thats minor....
You knnow whats Major?
I LOST MY GUITAR STRAP........ IN CHURCH!!!!!
On saturday, i brought my guitar to church as i had to help sherron lead worship for Prayer Meeting... i left my strap on stage... ARGH!!!
But... During CLB, Sherron Messaged me... "I've found it" .... Thank You God... another miracle.... it costs 35 bucks.... Leather strap... i'm very HAPPY!!! Oh ya... Thank You Sherron... too... haha... Xd...
And today, two incredible things happened....
1. Dad killed an irritating house fly with a CANE... (2 strokes....)> Naughty Fly... lol
2. Younger brother killed his first mosquito.... haha....

Let me elaborate...
Me, Mom and Dad were at dinning table.... Sis was watching T.V...
The irritating fly keeps landing almost everywhere... Kept chasing it away.....
Then, it landed beside my sis's bowl... My dad took the cane... took an aim, and wacked 2 times... Quickly.... the fly droped to the floor... my father thought the fly flew down... do did me and my mom... but, he took the insecticide and sprayed at the fly.... it was lying on its back.... legs moving.... obviously one of the strokes hit the fly... haha....
Later that night, in the study room, my younger brother, Wilbert, saw a mosquito flying around... My dad tried to catch... and so did wilbert.... wilbert took 2 claps to catch 1 mosquito... After his first clap, he was determined to catch the mosquuito, as he was irritated my the pest...
So after he clapped the second time, he really killed the mosquito.... and guess what happened?
He went "EEEEEeeeeeeee!" and wiped his hands on my dad's shorts.... .... all in the room laughed.... haha....
And we killed some "water" flies
look at this... i held a pail of water near the white lamp... and all the "stupid" flies thought the light was in the water and flew towards the water.... haha.... then, i used a toothpick to do some cutting of wings, heads, abdoment... haha....

Ok..... now for today....
29 March, Wednesday

SS double period after recess... Mr Sophiandy came into the class and thought us the different source based questions.... "compare and contrast"... haha...
Then he asked Gabriel Lim and John Kuan.... to stand in frontt of the class...
They were Source A and source B respectively..... haha...

Now... compare and contrast the differences between source A and B.... "Wear specs"..... haha....
then my other SS teacher...(a female) came into class, LATE, wearing a funny Chinese dress.... all were laughing... and we didn't greet her.... haha..... thats abit mean... but, its her fault, for coming to class late.... then she took a seat at the back of the class room.... haha...

...

thats it for now...

Singing off ...

w/ God's Blessings

Winston....

50 fun things to do during an exam...

2006-03-26T20:55:00.000+08:00

i found this sometime back... its copyrighted©.
The person who wrote this... Dont get mad.... im just "reproducing" it Xd

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

2006-03-26T18:06:00.000+08:00

Woah....

Yesterday night after church i learnt something really cool!....
Its a new way to play the guitar.....

Ya!!! New.... Something i have NEVER learnt before!!!! Eric was the instructor.... He's so good at guitar... i'm inspired by him.... He has this Acoustic Effects which he bought second hand.... 300 plus... that's what he told me. SO CHEAP!!!

I wanna get one.... it makes your guitar sound more erm... How to describe... Unique... Yeah. Unique is the right term to use.... It still sounds natural.... but it has this nice sound.... I wanna get the yamaha AG-stomp.... Thats ex... 600 plus dollars.... xd... i'll try to get a second hand.... Yeps..

Some people say don't buy yamaha..... (I agree with them... Dont buy the store yamaha) lol...
Kidding... Dont buy yamaha products.... yes.... I also agree.... but only for the guitars....
But SOME of the effects are real good.... WORTH buying.... i also want to get new cables.... mine's spoilt....!!!!

I will save money for the effects!! Haha...

though it's quite hard....

haha...

Gtg now...

Signing off...
Winston

Yesterday's volleyball...

2006-03-24T23:19:00.000+08:00

WAHHH!!!! haha... have been busy preety lately.... tests.... Loads of homework.... et-cetera....

Haha...

Anyway, went for volleyball..... (some would say wolleywall) with Justin, Ericson, Xuan li, Alvin, Jared and Shawn.... Slack.... Some stupid and ass face named "Jonathan".... He gives us the "buey song" look..... I wish i could box, kick and slap him.... left, right, centre, up, down..... haha..... I'm NOT kidding.... And anyway, volleyball was helded in the hall..... Woah..... Some one served the ball to me.... not sure who... i think is Either Xuan Li or Justin.... Ya... he served the ball at me..... HARD.... And guess what? the funniest thing happened..... I hit the ball lightly... and it bounced off my hand.... AND......... HIT the light... AND... BLACKED OUT...(only 1 light....)

I was laughing like XIAO!!!! haha......=)

And for some reasons after awhile, it came back on again.....

Then we slacked....

Played drums.... tau pok..... Jumping down from some high place onto the mattress.... haha....

And talked.....

Then we went home.....

wah............

As for today... nothing much really happened.....

Very sian.... typing.......

So i'll just sigh off.....

Yups.....

Winston......