Lets time travel back to
Monday,27th March, Monday...
This is how it went...
PE today!... 1st 2 periods in the morning.... and what did we do? 2.4 trail run...!!! Whole 2 periods...
Super tirring.... I was partially running and jogging and WALKING.... I got 12mins 20 seconds... pretty bad i know... and was tired.... and that Maurice ! Win me in cross country still not enough... Must win me in 2.4 also...!!! he got 10mins 22 secs !!! I wish.... i could... do better..... Nevermind... i will try harder next time... and PFT is next week.... "i must NOT panic.." haha... anyway, i'm not angry with maurice.... xd...
Mr kang dismissed us 15 mins early for us to go back to class to settle and cool down... yeps...
15 Good minutes.... wish it was longer though...
Then got Geog..... 2 whole periods....!!! Some NIE teacher.... I'm so gonna do badly for Geog...!
And guess what? Homework... Yes... HOMEWORK!!... Quite easy piece of homework with some questions... but stoll homework.... ...
And for Geog lecture,... Powerpoint.... Sigh... boring... why do all teachers use powerpoint? boring la... Must use some creativity... haha.... Topic was some Penisular Malaysia.... Oil palm case study... I think...
And , Mr Ng released us 5 minutes early for recess... haha... obviously we asked.... haha.... thats what we always do... So recess time is extended from 35 minutes to 40 minutes... haha...
Yay... then after recess, 2 periods of Chinese.... (35x2) minutes... however, i Don't take normal chinese... i take CLB... haha... so today in all, got [(35x2)+(35+5)]minutes of free period today... 110minutes.... haha.... alot of things can be done in 110minutes... haha... i did the sudoku puzzle on the "in" segment ... 10 minutes... yay... thats a record... for me... haha...
-Post for today ends-
Now... the next day...
28 March, Tuesday...
After recess, had English, then maths, than S.S.... 1 period of S.S.... I will never understand S.S... I'm not gonna do well for this subject too... haha....
Thats minor....
You knnow whats Major?
I LOST MY GUITAR STRAP........ IN CHURCH!!!!!
On saturday, i brought my guitar to church as i had to help sherron lead worship for Prayer Meeting... i left my strap on stage... ARGH!!!
But... During CLB, Sherron Messaged me... "I've found it" .... Thank You God... another miracle.... it costs 35 bucks.... Leather strap... i'm very HAPPY!!! Oh ya... Thank You Sherron... too... haha... Xd...
And today, two incredible things happened....
1. Dad killed an irritating house fly with a CANE... (2 strokes....)> Naughty Fly... lol
2. Younger brother killed his first mosquito.... haha....
Let me elaborate...
Me, Mom and Dad were at dinning table.... Sis was watching T.V...
The irritating fly keeps landing almost everywhere... Kept chasing it away.....
Then, it landed beside my sis's bowl... My dad took the cane... took an aim, and wacked 2 times... Quickly.... the fly droped to the floor... my father thought the fly flew down... do did me and my mom... but, he took the insecticide and sprayed at the fly.... it was lying on its back.... legs moving.... obviously one of the strokes hit the fly... haha....
Later that night, in the study room, my younger brother, Wilbert, saw a mosquito flying around... My dad tried to catch... and so did wilbert.... wilbert took 2 claps to catch 1 mosquito... After his first clap, he was determined to catch the mosquuito, as he was irritated my the pest...
So after he clapped the second time, he really killed the mosquito.... and guess what happened?
He went "EEEEEeeeeeeee!" and wiped his hands on my dad's shorts.... .... all in the room laughed.... haha....
And we killed some "water" flies
look at this... i held a pail of water near the white lamp... and all the "stupid" flies thought the light was in the water and flew towards the water.... haha.... then, i used a toothpick to do some cutting of wings, heads, abdoment... haha....Ok..... now for today....
29 March, Wednesday
SS double period after recess... Mr Sophiandy came into the class and thought us the different source based questions.... "compare and contrast"... haha...
Then he asked Gabriel Lim and John Kuan.... to stand in frontt of the class...
They were Source A and source B respectively..... haha...
Now... compare and contrast the differences between source A and B.... "Wear specs"..... haha....
then my other SS teacher...(a female) came into class, LATE, wearing a funny Chinese dress.... all were laughing... and we didn't greet her.... haha..... thats abit mean... but, its her fault, for coming to class late.... then she took a seat at the back of the class room.... haha...
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thats it for now...
Singing off ...
w/ God's Blessings
Winston....
The person who wrote this... Dont get mad.... im just "reproducing" it Xd
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"
Yesterday night after church i learnt something really cool!....
Its a new way to play the guitar.....
Ya!!! New.... Something i have NEVER learnt before!!!! Eric was the instructor.... He's so good at guitar... i'm inspired by him.... He has this Acoustic Effects which he bought second hand.... 300 plus... that's what he told me. SO CHEAP!!!
I wanna get one.... it makes your guitar sound more erm... How to describe... Unique... Yeah. Unique is the right term to use.... It still sounds natural.... but it has this nice sound.... I wanna get the yamaha AG-stomp.... Thats ex... 600 plus dollars.... xd... i'll try to get a second hand.... Yeps..
Some people say don't buy yamaha..... (I agree with them... Dont buy the store yamaha) lol...
Kidding... Dont buy yamaha products.... yes.... I also agree.... but only for the guitars....
But SOME of the effects are real good.... WORTH buying.... i also want to get new cables.... mine's spoilt....!!!!
I will save money for the effects!! Haha...
though it's quite hard....
haha...
Gtg now...
Signing off...
Winston
WAHHH!!!! haha... have been busy preety lately.... tests.... Loads of homework.... et-cetera....
Haha...
Anyway, went for volleyball..... (some would say wolleywall) with Justin, Ericson, Xuan li, Alvin, Jared and Shawn.... Slack.... Some stupid and ass face named "Jonathan".... He gives us the "buey song" look..... I wish i could box, kick and slap him.... left, right, centre, up, down..... haha..... I'm NOT kidding.... And anyway, volleyball was helded in the hall..... Woah..... Some one served the ball to me.... not sure who... i think is Either Xuan Li or Justin.... Ya... he served the ball at me..... HARD.... And guess what? the funniest thing happened..... I hit the ball lightly... and it bounced off my hand.... AND......... HIT the light... AND... BLACKED OUT...(only 1 light....)
I was laughing like XIAO!!!! haha......=)
And for some reasons after awhile, it came back on again.....
Then we slacked....
Played drums.... tau pok..... Jumping down from some high place onto the mattress.... haha....
And talked.....
Then we went home.....
wah............
As for today... nothing much really happened.....
Very sian.... typing.......
So i'll just sigh off.....
Yups.....
Winston......